by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 541st Most Influential: 827th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 927th
The Most Interesting Nation of
Left-wing Utopia
We like cows.
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Population6.084 billion

CapitalSwagtopia City


The Most Interesting Nation of Swagtopia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kooper with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.084 billion Swagtopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Swagtopia City. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Swagtopian economy, worth 863 trillion Swagcoins a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,970 Swagcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, and hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region. Crime is totally unknown. Swagtopia's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Swagtopia is ranked 927th in the world and 32nd in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 10,150.09 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 541stMost Influential: 827thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 927thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,646thNicest Citizens: 1,725thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,165thMost Inclusive: 2,954thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,956thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,249thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,701stBest Weather: 4,830thMost Cultured: 4,929thMost Efficient Economies: 5,550thMost Politically Free: 5,675thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,729thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,003rdMost Developed: 6,622ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,913thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,294thHealthiest Citizens: 7,696thMost Pacifist: 7,856thSmartest Citizens: 8,225thTop
Most Stationary: 10,692ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,850thMost Devout: 11,295thLeast Corrupt Governments: 14,115thHighest Economic Output: 14,334thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,639thHighest Average Incomes: 14,694thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,852ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,246thSafest: 15,262ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,760thLargest Governments: 17,118thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,170th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 89th in the regionNicest Citizens: 94th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 98th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 127th in the regionMost Politically Free: 138th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 148th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 163rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 195th in the regionMost Cultured: 224th in the regionMost Stationary: 251st in the regionBest Weather: 259th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 270th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 312th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 317th in the regionMost Influential: 329th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 336th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 336th in the regionMost Developed: 376th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 377th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 397th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 420th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 436th in the regionMost Pacifist: 438th in the regionMost Devout: 506th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 517th in the regionLargest Populations: 532nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 587th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 645th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 688th in the regionNudest: 723rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 739th in the regionLargest Governments: 754th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 756th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 760th in the regionSafest: 801st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 803rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 825th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 175 » HMS Unicorn, New Sekai, Selfgradatude, Sadakoyama, Apetopia, Q w e r t y, Novare Res, Notyoutopia, The Rossinite Empire, Former English Colony, Ceretis, Druadach, Lionia, Guslantis, Sunto, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, The Isle of Grossmania, Malvad, Yaorozu, Frances Francis the First of France, Unimaginable Doom, Yeraennus, Yatzatz, Calamazo, Xentherida, Shadowrik, Sil Dorsett, Great Bights Mum, Avalon, French Bananastan, Holy Oranz, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, American MapleStory, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Wineclaw, Republic of Dixie, Sankami, SchoolHouse Rock, Halcon siveriano, Dopeland420, Siwale, Celreostia, Malta Comino Gozo, New Rivia, Vszeklina, Vazali, Southern Stroraia, Mercy Land, Omicron Persei V111, Pallaith, and 125 others.Kingdom of Space, Colony of lasting Hopes, PlanetPunk, Beladev, Kwaj, Amerian States, Kelvaros Prime, Puczovska, General COE, Friently, Shin-Hachioji, Alice Gardens, Diodone, Sheppey, Lamexanope, Forunte, Ainsworth, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Prevaland, Yaris, Herzliyya, Buckerino, Drasvidania, The Free Californian People, Seven Hills, The Austro Germanic Union, The Iron Lions, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, The Akhara Islands, Staics, Cloydicia, Bayern-Straubing, The Lancerian Empire, Aerilia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Beodarasc, Tredano, Pakistan 001, Territorio di Nessuno, Panama Coalition, Corfad, Wodan, Thenaca, Pria Xennes, Xinchao, Victoriaans Nederlands, Midds Conia, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, NatsukiLand, Itallitopia, Edwerlantin, Merconitonitopia, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Eglise Sainte Eve, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Alsatian Island, Guyomartand, Illusia and Neverendia, Maott, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, The Mazur Empire, ThE eNd oF eE, Morlanka, Atain, Mirandako Herri Errepublika, The Kyziban Islands, Albacria, Nueava Libertalia, Mhazi, Ka Ching, Freienland, Mordant99, Benolia, Empotia, Paxiosolange, Memeosan, Ozstan, Eisenhand, SillyString, ABC, The Oceanic Lands, Free Culture, Underground Techno, Ice and Tinian, Shibutani, Viridiann, THX1138, Riverwinde, Californian Redwood, Snoodum, Govornia, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Manatiki Island, Pizza Squared, Mahsoobia, Vedsway, Killbear, Kylesburgh, Koda-Land, The Pantheons, The Windmilluminati, Highton Islands, East Supple Lund, Avgrunden, The Gamer Party, SpacePotatoWorld, Inlitore, Nhada, Eravonia, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, Jest Xerces, Empy, Sacrento, Sanjurika, Prickly Town, Deropia, Zeternia, The Pos Liberriadeach, Sosash, and Sundred.

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