by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 584th Most Influential: 914th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,098th
The Most Interesting Nation of
Left-wing Utopia
We like cows.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.944 billion

CapitalSwagtopia City


The Most Interesting Nation of Swagtopia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kooper with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.944 billion Swagtopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Swagtopia City. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Swagtopian economy, worth 979 trillion Swagcoins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,116 Swagcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", lending money has become a major liability, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, and Swagtopians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks. Crime is totally unknown. Swagtopia's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Swagtopia is ranked 157,510th in the world and 9,203rd in The North Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -12.57 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 584thMost Influential: 914thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,098thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,648thTop
Nicest Citizens: 1,701stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,133rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,570thMost Inclusive: 3,010thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,699thBest Weather: 3,855thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,133rdMost Cultured: 4,467thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,756thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,127thMost Efficient Economies: 5,226thMost Politically Free: 5,547thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,341stMost Developed: 6,621stMost Pacifist: 7,106thHealthiest Citizens: 7,319thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,617thSmartest Citizens: 8,074thTop
Most Stationary: 9,961stMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,586thMost Devout: 11,478thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,518thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,797thHighest Economic Output: 13,074thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,112thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,806thLeast Corrupt Governments: 14,124thSafest: 14,300thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,627thHighest Average Incomes: 14,702ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,034thLargest Governments: 15,409th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 45th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 96th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 98th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 99th in the regionMost Politically Free: 110th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 111th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 137th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 161st in the regionMost Inclusive: 192nd in the regionMost Cultured: 211th in the regionBest Weather: 213th in the regionMost Stationary: 223rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 233rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 261st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 275th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 291st in the regionMost Influential: 326th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 355th in the regionMost Developed: 377th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 385th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 385th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 388th in the regionMost Pacifist: 390th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 433rd in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 483rd in the regionMost Devout: 491st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 545th in the regionLargest Populations: 571st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 574th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 574th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 587th in the regionNudest: 634th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 653rd in the regionLargest Governments: 695th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 700th in the regionSafest: 734th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 744th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 779th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 900th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 924th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 161 » New Sekai, Selfgradatude, Sadakoyama, Apetopia, Q w e r t y, Novare Res, Notyoutopia, Former English Colony, Ceretis, Druadach, Guslantis, Sunto, The Isle of Grossmania, Malvad, Yaorozu, Frances Francis the First of France, Unimaginable Doom, Yeraennus, Calamazo, Xentherida, Shadowrik, Sil Dorsett, Great Bights Mum, Avalon, French Bananastan, Holy Oranz, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, American MapleStory, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Wineclaw, Republic of Dixie, Halcon siveriano, Dopeland420, Siwale, Malta Comino Gozo, Southern Stroraia, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Beladev, Kwaj, Amerian States, Kelvaros Prime, Puczovska, General COE, Friently, Shin-Hachioji, Alice Gardens, Diodone, Ainsworth, McMasterdonia, and 111 others.Yukti, Herzliyya, Buckerino, Drasvidania, The Free Californian People, The Austro Germanic Union, The Iron Lions, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Cloydicia, Bayern-Straubing, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Beodarasc, Tredano, Territorio di Nessuno, Panama Coalition, Corfad, Wodan, Victoriaans Nederlands, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, NatsukiLand, Itallitopia, Edwerlantin, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Eglise Sainte Eve, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Guyomartand, Maott, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Atain, The Kyziban Islands, Albacria, Ka Ching, Memeosan, Ozstan, SillyString, Free Culture, Ice and Tinian, Shibutani, Viridiann, THX1138, Riverwinde, Californian Redwood, Snoodum, Govornia, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Pizza Squared, Mahsoobia, Kylesburgh, Koda-Land, The Windmilluminati, Highton Islands, East Supple Lund, The Gamer Party, Eravonia, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, Jest Xerces, Empy, Sacrento, Sanjurika, Prickly Town, Zeternia, Sundred, United Draconia, Fizban, The Mace Kingdom, Ethnon, Alsace and Lorraine United, Jalyort Empire, Sahriastan, Harstonia, Rochester Black, The United States of Romania, Ayylienz, Suicidistan, Aenglaland, I am the one who knocks, El Fiji Grande, Staniel, Kobagia, Abject Ludicrosity, Wilkshire, Copria, Abrickhouse, Dar es Saalam, Democritus, Maj Tonia Godgueeber, Joaquin El Chapo Guzman, Yarecir, Malphe, Solcialist States, Xorroth, Islamic Cali, Imperial Essex, The Rhein States, Curtis Cosla, Freienland, United States of Scoland, Colotex, Fishguardia, Les Lumieres, Qiland, The Most Freedom Ever, Prydania, Acrabinnia, Lionia, New Bremerton, and Funkadelia.

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