by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 503rd Most Influential: 737th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 923rd
The Most Interesting Nation of
Left-wing Utopia
We like cows.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Most Interesting Nation of Swagtopia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kooper with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.146 billion Swagtopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Swagtopia City. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Swagtopian economy, worth 726 trillion Swagcoins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,127 Swagcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", increasing numbers of children in Swagtopia have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown. Swagtopia's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Swagtopia is ranked 161,063rd in the world and 8,887th in The North Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 26 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 503rdMost Influential: 737thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 923rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,462ndNicest Citizens: 1,568thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,260thMost Inclusive: 2,881stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,903rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,356thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,692ndBest Weather: 4,968thMost Cultured: 5,033rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,619thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,964thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,012thMost Developed: 6,230thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,491stMost Politically Free: 7,005thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,269thMost Pacifist: 7,398thHealthiest Citizens: 7,978thSmartest Citizens: 8,260thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,511thTop
Most Devout: 10,222ndMost Stationary: 12,040thHighest Average Incomes: 13,819thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,050thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,087thSafest: 14,586thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,326thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,811thHighest Economic Output: 16,131stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,645thLargest Governments: 17,565th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 31st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 70th in the regionNicest Citizens: 72nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 89th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 107th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 149th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 163rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 164th in the regionMost Inclusive: 177th in the regionMost Cultured: 215th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 239th in the regionBest Weather: 243rd in the regionMost Stationary: 279th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 280th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 297th in the regionMost Influential: 302nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 303rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 323rd in the regionMost Developed: 332nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 367th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 386th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 398th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 401st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 402nd in the regionMost Devout: 425th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 445th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 534th in the regionLargest Populations: 575th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 595th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 680th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 723rd in the regionSafest: 728th in the regionNudest: 735th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 741st in the regionLargest Governments: 758th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 783rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 866th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 896th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 168 » HMS Unicorn, New Sekai, Selfgradatude, South Isles, Sadakoyama, Apetopia, Q w e r t y, Novare Res, Notyoutopia, The Rossinite Empire, Former English Colony, Ceretis, Druadach, Lionia, Guslantis, The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, Tokaryk, Sunto, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, SYRIXIA, The Isle of Grossmania, Malvad, Bharathvarsh, Yaorozu, Frances Francis the First of France, Unimaginable Doom, Yeraennus, Yatzatz, Calamazo, Xentherida, Shadowrik, Sil Dorsett, Great Bights Mum, Wisconsota, Avalon, French Bananastan, Holy Oranz, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, American MapleStory, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Vegetarian States, Wineclaw, Republic of Dixie, Sankami, SchoolHouse Rock, Halcon siveriano, Dopeland420, Siwale, HoNg KoNg EmPiRe, Celreostia, and 118 others.Malta Comino Gozo, New Rivia, Sophista, Coemgen, Enosville, Vszeklina, Kaschovia, Lord Ravenclaw, Vazali, Southern Stroraia, Mercy Land, Omicron Persei V111, Pallaith, Kingdom of Space, Colony of lasting Hopes, Rukonia, PlanetPunk, Beladev, Kwaj, Amerian States, Kelvaros Prime, Lupus Imperium, Puczovska, General COE, Friently, South Grand Mountain, Shin-Hachioji, Run Mayst Republic, Alice Gardens, Orslan, The United Front of Patriotic Fascists, WE Empire, Diodone, Sheppey, Lamexanope, Anima Proxa, Rylam, Forunte, Ainsworth, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Plembobria, Prevaland, Zemnaya Svoboda, Yaris, Aenglaland, AdyLand, Herzliyya, The Utopian Movement, Buckerino, Ausmercia, Drasvidania, United States of Panthalassa, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, The Free Californian People, Vogonlandia, Seven Hills, Cuyan, The Austro Germanic Union, The Iron Lions, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, The Akhara Islands, Staics, Cloydicia, Che Sana Und, Bayern-Straubing, Aldelaria, The Lancerian Empire, Aerilia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Stareogratia, Coppicia, Beodarasc, Maestros haven, Tredano, Pakistan 001, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Territorio di Nessuno, Asuroka, Panama Coalition, Phillywob, Corfad, Slaughterhouse Nine, Wodan, Blurds, Thenaca, Felhaven, Pria Xennes, Xinchao, Victoriaans Nederlands, Fawkenia, New-El, Midds Conia, Libotionia, GDL3, Agrauron, Reannia, Mzeusia, Gladio II, NatsukiLand, Itallitopia, Sanjurika, Edwerlantin, Xeplya, Dechire par la Guerre, Merconitonitopia, Gospel Power, Astal Aavors, Saint Marks Island, Techislovakia, The South Falls, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Canada GR, Bridgett, Eglise Sainte Eve, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, and Alsatian Island.

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