by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 574th Most Influential: 869th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 892nd
The Most Interesting Nation of
Left-wing Utopia
We like cows.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.597 billion

CapitalSwagtopia City


The Most Interesting Nation of Swagtopia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kooper with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.597 billion Swagtopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Swagtopia City. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Swagtopian economy, worth 947 trillion Swagcoins a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,634 Swagcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

On graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, fruit pickers with degrees in Cow psychology are a common sight, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime is totally unknown. Swagtopia's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Swagtopia is ranked 131,384th in the world and 6,441st in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -6.38 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 574thMost Influential: 869thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 892ndTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,706thNicest Citizens: 1,772ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,171stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,737thMost Inclusive: 3,016thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,762ndBest Weather: 4,309thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,461stMost Cultured: 4,538thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,223rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,344thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,588thMost Politically Free: 5,627thMost Developed: 6,618thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,718thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,921stMost Pacifist: 7,361stHealthiest Citizens: 7,370thTop
Smartest Citizens: 8,204thMost Devout: 10,060thMost Stationary: 10,226thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,487thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,877thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,932ndHighest Economic Output: 13,266thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,374thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,534thHighest Average Incomes: 13,975thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,624thSafest: 14,690thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,172nd
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 35th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 90th in the regionNicest Citizens: 93rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 97th in the regionMost Politically Free: 112th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 117th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 144th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 156th in the regionMost Inclusive: 191st in the regionMost Cultured: 209th in the regionBest Weather: 229th in the regionMost Stationary: 231st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 245th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 277th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 287th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 305th in the regionMost Influential: 319th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 324th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 345th in the regionMost Developed: 371st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 379th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 386th in the regionMost Pacifist: 407th in the regionMost Devout: 429th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 431st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 484th in the regionLargest Populations: 496th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 561st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 603rd in the regionNudest: 610th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 626th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 629th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 651st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 681st in the regionLargest Governments: 707th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 721st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 742nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 759th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 159 » New Sekai, Selfgradatude, Sadakoyama, Apetopia, Q w e r t y, Novare Res, Notyoutopia, Former English Colony, Ceretis, Druadach, Guslantis, Sunto, The Isle of Grossmania, Malvad, Yaorozu, Frances Francis the First of France, Unimaginable Doom, Yeraennus, Calamazo, Xentherida, Shadowrik, Sil Dorsett, Great Bights Mum, Avalon, French Bananastan, Holy Oranz, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, American MapleStory, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Wineclaw, Republic of Dixie, Halcon siveriano, Dopeland420, Siwale, Malta Comino Gozo, New Rivia, Southern Stroraia, Omicron Persei V111, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Beladev, Kwaj, Amerian States, Kelvaros Prime, Puczovska, General COE, Friently, Shin-Hachioji, Alice Gardens, Diodone, and 109 others.Sheppey, Ainsworth, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Prevaland, Herzliyya, Buckerino, Drasvidania, The Free Californian People, The Austro Germanic Union, The Iron Lions, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Cloydicia, Bayern-Straubing, The Lancerian Empire, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Beodarasc, Tredano, Territorio di Nessuno, Panama Coalition, Corfad, Wodan, Pria Xennes, Xinchao, Victoriaans Nederlands, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, NatsukiLand, Itallitopia, Edwerlantin, Merconitonitopia, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Eglise Sainte Eve, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Guyomartand, Maott, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, The Mazur Empire, Atain, The Kyziban Islands, Albacria, Ka Ching, Mordant99, Paxiosolange, Memeosan, Ozstan, Eisenhand, SillyString, ABC, Free Culture, Ice and Tinian, Shibutani, Viridiann, THX1138, Riverwinde, Californian Redwood, Snoodum, Govornia, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Pizza Squared, Mahsoobia, Kylesburgh, Koda-Land, The Windmilluminati, Highton Islands, East Supple Lund, The Gamer Party, Eravonia, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, Jest Xerces, Empy, Sacrento, Sanjurika, Prickly Town, Zeternia, The Pos Liberriadeach, Sundred, Liberentis, United Draconia, Fizban, The Mace Kingdom, Ethnon, Alsace and Lorraine United, Waterma, Jalyort Empire, Sahriastan, Harstonia, Rochester Black, The United States of Romania, Gooboistkoyt, Ayylienz, Suicidistan, Aenglaland, I am the one who knocks, El Fiji Grande, Bharathvarsh, Staniel, Kobagia, Shaun, Abject Ludicrosity, Wilkshire, Copria, Abrickhouse, Dar es Saalam, Democritus, and Maj Tonia Godgueeber.

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