The Fylkirate of Svipjoth is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Fylkir Beinlaus XVII Pjotursson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.182 billion Svips are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uppsala. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Svipish economy, worth a remarkable 1,122 trillion Gullins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 181,507 Gullins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, and morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Svipjoth's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Grjotgardism.

Svipjoth is ranked 6,111^th in the world and 4^th in Saint Helene for Lowest Crime Rates, with 111.7 law-abiding acts per hour.