The Kingdom of Sveynland is a huge, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 439 million Sveynlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 12.7%.

The Sveynlandian economy, worth 26.9 trillion Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 61,182 Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sveynland's national animal is the Moose, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Sveynland is ranked 171,171^st in the world and 9^th in Circumference for Smartest Citizens, with 28.05 quips per hour.