by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 668th Most Influential: 981st Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,103rd
The United Socialist States of
Left-wing Utopia
Libertas, profectus, et pax omnis.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.169 billion



The United Socialist States of Svetlakia is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.169 billion Svetlakians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Herzberg. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Svetlakian economy, worth 423 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 133,754 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Svetlakia, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime is totally unknown. Svetlakia's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Svetlakia is ranked 142,369th in the world and 7,921st in The North Pacific for Most Average, scoring 28.32 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 668thMost Influential: 981stTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,103rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,145thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,303rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,574thMost Developed: 3,687thBest Weather: 3,702ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,722ndMost Inclusive: 3,737thNicest Citizens: 3,821stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,822ndMost Pacifist: 3,823rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,823rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,907thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,988thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,425thMost Secular: 4,904thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,997thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,082ndSafest: 5,130thHealthiest Citizens: 5,415thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,504thSmartest Citizens: 5,876thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,381stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,403rdLargest Publishing Industry: 7,122ndMost Cultured: 7,527thMost Efficient Economies: 7,853rdLargest Governments: 8,075thNudest: 8,577thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,325thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,017thLowest Crime Rates: 10,631stMost Income Equality: 11,637thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,545thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,292ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,530thHighest Average Incomes: 16,636th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 98th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 108th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 140th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 143rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 152nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 182nd in the regionBest Weather: 194th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 203rd in the regionMost Developed: 203rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 210th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 211th in the regionMost Pacifist: 213th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 216th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 229th in the regionMost Inclusive: 236th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 237th in the regionSafest: 241st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 247th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 247th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 258th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 260th in the regionNudest: 261st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 279th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 280th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 282nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 300th in the regionMost Secular: 303rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 331st in the regionLargest Governments: 342nd in the regionMost Cultured: 356th in the regionMost Influential: 407th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 469th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 482nd in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 520th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 523rd in the regionMost Stationary: 609th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 669th in the regionMost Income Equality: 715th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 721st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 761st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 782nd in the regionLargest Populations: 963rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 143 » Bayern-Straubing, Yaorozu, Sankami, Holy Oranz, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Sunto, Unimaginable Doom, Great Bights Mum, Notyoutopia, Guslantis, Shadowrik, Sil Dorsett, Lionia, Avalon, United Brunstovia, Cullins, Merconitonitopia, Corfad, Calamazo, Xentherida, Novare Res, American MapleStory, Revolutionary Sealand, Ceretis, Tharissus, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Wineclaw, Republic of Dixie, Frances Francis the First of France, HMS Unicorn, Bothia, The Teddy, Kingdom of Space, Venezuelia, Necromonia, Republic of Destiny, HereIsPotato, Jefffliu, Halcon siveriano, Renetopia, Siwale, Indereac Lanx, Selfgradatude, Apetopia, Malta Comino Gozo, Bharathvarsh, Enosville, Lord Ravenclaw, Vazali, Omicron Persei V111, and 93 others.Southern Stroraia, The Rossinite Empire, Pallaith, Colony of lasting Hopes, PlanetPunk, Kwaj, Amerian States, General COE, Vszeklina, Friently, Shin-Hachioji, South Grand Mountain, Diodone, Lamexanope, Rylam, Ainsworth, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Prevaland, Sheppey, Herzliyya, Buckerino, Kelvaros Prime, Choistan, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Seven Hills, The Iron Lions, The Akhara Islands, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Cloydicia, The Kyziban Islands, Che Sana Und, The Lancerian Empire, Aerilia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Beodarasc, Tredano, Pakistan 001, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Territorio di Nessuno, Phillywob, Wodan, Forunte, Thenaca, Pria Xennes, Victoriaans Nederlands, Detrivania, Midds Conia, Agrauron, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Malvad, NatsukiLand, Ozstan, Astal Aavors, Avornica, Canada GR, Eglise Sainte Eve, Alsatian Island, Illusia and Neverendia, Pop Prorp, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, The Mazur Empire, Puczovska, Ktyria, Morlanka, Atain, Xagill, LaKronia, Chamocha, Pandessiand, Wesley Republic, Albacria, Nueava Libertalia, Freienland, Zyvetskistaahn, Mordant99, Benolia, TerranulliuZ, SillyString, Q w e r t y, AGoodPlace, ThE eNd oF eE, Voznesheim, Sallanas, Free Culture, The Oceanic Lands, Underground Techno, Shibutani, Californian Redwood, THX1138, and Libertarian Utopian Project.

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