The Kingdom of Sverigen is a massive, safe nation, ruled by His Royal Majesty King Yohan Svergen V with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.89 billion Svens hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harenhall. The average income tax rate is 34.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sverigenian economy, worth 357 trillion noks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 123,532 noks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, all footpaths have tollbooths, and exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sverigen's national animal is the Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Seiðry.

Sverigen is ranked 222,531^st in the world and 28^th in Novo Brasil for Fattest Citizens, with 8.86 Obesity Rate.