Population | 9.771 billion |
Capital | Lund |
Leader | Svea Elvira Iselin |
Faith | state agnosticism |
Currency | krona |
Animal | european elk |
The Folkhem of Sverige is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Svea Elvira Iselin with an even hand, and remarkable for its feral children, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.771 billion Swedes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lund. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Swedish economy, worth a remarkable 1,164 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 119,169 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, radiation is a hot topic, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sverige's national animal is the european elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is state agnosticism.
Sverige is ranked 112,307th in the world and 1st in Skandinavien for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,734.06 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Sverige, organ donation is compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in Sverige, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42.
- : Following new legislation in Sverige, radiation is a hot topic.
- : Sverige created a custom banner.
- : Sverige created a custom banner.
- : Following new legislation in Sverige, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : Following new legislation in Sverige, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
- : Following new legislation in Sverige, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
- : Following new legislation in Sverige, bug burgers are extra crunchy.
- : Following new legislation in Sverige, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.