The United Confederation of Svenska-Britannia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Grand Emperor Charles Von Roland with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 6.397 billion Svenska-Britannians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London and Stockholm. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Svenska-Britannian economy, worth a remarkable 1,339 trillion Crowns a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 209,371 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One does not simply walk into the tundra, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", and condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Svenska-Britannia's national animal is the Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Abrahamic Faiths.

Svenska-Britannia is ranked 199,427^th in the world and 43^rd in Scandinavia for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -4.24 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.