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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,479thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,994thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,187th
The United Confederation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Unity is strength, division is weakness.
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Svenska-Britannia

Population6.397 billion

CapitalLondon and Stockholm
LeaderGrand Emperor Charles Von Roland
FaithThe Abrahamic Faiths

CurrencyCrown
AnimalGriffin

The United Confederation of Svenska-Britannia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Grand Emperor Charles Von Roland with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 6.397 billion Svenska-Britannians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London and Stockholm. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Svenska-Britannian economy, worth a remarkable 1,339 trillion Crowns a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 209,371 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One does not simply walk into the tundra, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", and condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Svenska-Britannia's national animal is the Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Abrahamic Faiths.

Svenska-Britannia is ranked 199,427th in the world and 43rd in Scandinavia for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -4.24 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,479thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,994thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,187thHealthiest Citizens: 2,458thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,627thLargest Governments: 2,671stSafest: 2,674thTop
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Most Developed: 2,765thMost Efficient Economies: 3,209thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,477thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,488thSmartest Citizens: 4,248thNicest Citizens: 4,444thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,598thMost Cultured: 4,603rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,650thHighest Food Quality: 4,717thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,781stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,840thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,037thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,176thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,343rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,618thBest Weather: 5,647thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,839thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,986thMost Patriotic: 6,408thHighest Average Incomes: 6,538thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,158thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,335thMost Inclusive: 7,661stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,761stLargest Publishing Industry: 9,848thMost Pacifist: 10,219thMost Influential: 10,628thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,193rdTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 14,897thHighest Economic Output: 15,176thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,243rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,108th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Average: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Svenska-Britannia, condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Svenska-Britannia, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
  • : Following new legislation in Svenska-Britannia, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Following new legislation in Svenska-Britannia, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Following new legislation in Svenska-Britannia, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • : Svenska-Britannia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Svenska-Britannia, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Svenska-Britannia, garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau'.
  • : Following new legislation in Svenska-Britannia, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Svenska-Britannia, nobody is forced to join the armed forces.

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