Population | 3.674 billion |
Capital | London and Stockholm |
Leader | Charles Von Roland and Grace Von Roland |
Faith | The Abrahamic Faiths |
Currency | Crown |
Animal | Griffin |
The United Imperium of Svenska-Britannia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Charles Von Roland and Grace Von Roland with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.674 billion Svenska-Britannians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London and Stockholm. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Svenska-Britannian economy, worth 601 trillion Crowns a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,750 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, the news is showing footage of Charles Von Roland and Grace Von Roland bullying an old man to the point of tears, and diaper sales are up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Svenska-Britannia's national animal is the Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Abrahamic Faiths.
Svenska-Britannia is ranked 159,766th in the world and 43rd in Scandinavia for Largest Black Market, with 102 billion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Svenska-Britannia, diaper sales are up.
- : Following new legislation in
Svenska-Britannia, the news is showing footage of Charles Von Roland and Grace Von Roland bullying an old man to the point of tears.
- : Following new legislation in
Svenska-Britannia, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.
- : Following new legislation in
Svenska-Britannia, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
- : Following new legislation in
Svenska-Britannia, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
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Svenska-Britannia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Cheerful Citizens.
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Svenska-Britannia lodged a message on the Scandinavia Regional Message Board.
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Svenska-Britannia, most ambassadors from Svenska-Britannia retire only a few years after being appointed.
- : Following new legislation in
Svenska-Britannia, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
- : Following new legislation in
Svenska-Britannia, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.