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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,650thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,331stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,843rd
The Armed Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Population15.989 billion

LeaderMikael Svan


The Armed Republic of Svanland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mikael Svan with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 15.989 billion Svanlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Svancity. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Svanlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,745 trillion Pissetassars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 171,715 Pissetassars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals, the government has enacted freedom of information, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, and the fines for getting caught with the wrong recipe book can force Svanlandians into bankruptcy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Svanland's national animal is the Kakstare, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Svanland is ranked 277,897th in the world and 3,492nd in the West Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -15 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,650thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,331stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,843rdMost Influential: 3,914thMost Developed: 4,044thHealthiest Citizens: 4,721stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,755thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,878thHighest Food Quality: 5,228thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,357thMost Inclusive: 5,396thSafest: 5,612thSmartest Citizens: 5,684thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,994thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,489thLargest Governments: 6,875thLowest Crime Rates: 6,961stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,974thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,228thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,339thMost Stationary: 7,419thMost Cultured: 7,462ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,780thHighest Economic Output: 8,091stBest Weather: 8,259thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,295thNicest Citizens: 9,316thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,350thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,947thMost Pacifist: 14,458thMost Secular: 14,549thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 15,294thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,472ndMost Efficient Economies: 19,975thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,632ndLargest Populations: 23,671st
Most Advanced Public Transport: 25th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 59th in the regionMost Developed: 68th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 84th in the regionMost Stationary: 85th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 87th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 87th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 92nd in the regionMost Influential: 93rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 98th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 99th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 100th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 100th in the regionLargest Governments: 100th in the regionMost Inclusive: 103rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 106th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 108th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 108th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 113th in the regionSafest: 115th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 118th in the regionMost Cultured: 118th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 123rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 139th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 153rd in the regionBest Weather: 158th in the regionLargest Populations: 170th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 177th in the regionNicest Citizens: 181st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 184th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 218th in the regionMost Secular: 219th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 223rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 238th in the regionMost Pacifist: 270th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 307th in the regionMost Patriotic: 319th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 341st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 374th in the region

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