Population | 17.475 billion |
Capital | Svancity |
Leader | Mikael Svan |
Currency | Pissetassar |
Animal | Kakstare |
The Armed Republic of Svanland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mikael Svan with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 17.475 billion Svanlandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Svancity. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Svanlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,962 trillion Pissetassars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,529 Pissetassars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
In a desperate bid for cheap airfare Svanlandians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, and internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Svanland's national animal is the Kakstare, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Svanland is ranked 305,271st in the world and 3,584th in the West Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -429.88 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Svanland endorsed The Holy Boundless Matriarchy of Rodmenia.
- : Svanland endorsed The Democratic Femboy Republic of Arietska.
- : Svanland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Svanland was endorsed by The Democratic Femboy Republic of Arietska.
- : Svanland was endorsed by The Holy Boundless Matriarchy of Rodmenia.
- : Svanland endorsed The Tribal Nation of Tsangenya.
- : Svanland was endorsed by The Tribal Nation of Tsangenya.
- : Following new legislation in Svanland, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens.
- : Svanland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Svanland endorsed The Holy Corsairs of Eyluvmenia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 54 » Dilber, Pandaland II, Nas Crustium, Mediobogdum, San Diego Islands, Hamburg Neo, BIteland, Podium, Av Libertas Vindex, Overthinkers, Corbeil, New Belia, Glorious Existence, Hongg Kong, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Apexiala, Guitermot, Infinite Star, Willow Gate, Bhang Bhang Duc, Varanius, The Warriors of Determination, Savitri, Laudesia, Orcatortugs, Occidius, Rengum in Lingo, Hyperion Towers, Diet coke enjoyers, Fotisdia, Yy4u, Liberillia, Ashkan, Wickedly evil people, Isachile Tum, RelentlessPirates, Glastol, Fujai, Acarodia, Algueneia, CityCity, Elegarth, All European nations, Xanderstan, Sorprendente, Rotvania, NewIberia, Kisovec, Reformed Hoffon, Covenentia, and 4 others.Eyluvmenia, Tsangenya, Rodmenia, and Arietska.