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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,383rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,315thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,606th
The Armed Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
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Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Svanland

Population17.475 billion

CapitalSvancity
LeaderMikael Svan

CurrencyPissetassar
AnimalKakstare

The Armed Republic of Svanland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mikael Svan with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 17.475 billion Svanlandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Svancity. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Svanlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,962 trillion Pissetassars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,529 Pissetassars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In a desperate bid for cheap airfare Svanlandians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, and internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Svanland's national animal is the Kakstare, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Svanland is ranked 305,271st in the world and 3,584th in the West Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -429.88 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,383rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,315thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,606thMost Developed: 3,788thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,878thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,917thHealthiest Citizens: 3,984thMost Influential: 4,042ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,600thHighest Food Quality: 5,085thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,234thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,242ndMost Inclusive: 5,337thBest Weather: 5,432ndSafest: 5,435thSmartest Citizens: 5,450thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,341stLargest Governments: 6,381stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,565thMost Stationary: 6,641stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,809thLowest Crime Rates: 6,939thMost Cultured: 7,207thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,463rdHighest Economic Output: 7,864thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,978thNicest Citizens: 8,658thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,375thMost Secular: 14,525thMost Pacifist: 15,347thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 17,821stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,925thMost Efficient Economies: 20,716thLargest Populations: 22,724thMost Income Equality: 26,211thLargest Welfare Programs: 30,806th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 29th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 58th in the regionMost Developed: 67th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 70th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 73rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 75th in the regionMost Stationary: 77th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 78th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 87th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 91st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 91st in the regionMost Inclusive: 92nd in the regionMost Influential: 93rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 95th in the regionLargest Governments: 95th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 96th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 96th in the regionBest Weather: 102nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 103rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 104th in the regionSafest: 104th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 111th in the regionMost Cultured: 112th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 116th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 128th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 138th in the regionNicest Citizens: 151st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 161st in the regionLargest Populations: 167th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 187th in the regionMost Secular: 196th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 214th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 216th in the regionMost Patriotic: 270th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 293rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 305th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 310th in the region

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