The Caliphate of Suwaya is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Faisal Ammar Jah Al Suwaya with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.316 billion Suwayans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porte of Khaleeji. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Suwayan economy, worth 599 trillion Bhahars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 138,991 Bhahars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,223,492 per year while the poor average 2,305, a ratio of 530 to 1.

Mathematicians are hated by children across the country, superstitious folk make gestures to ward off evil whenever they see a refrigeration unit, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and holiday gift-giving is often peppered with songs of praise to morally-questionable televangelists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Suwaya's national animal is the Havar Baboon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ibadi.

Suwaya is ranked 78,826^th in the world and 53^rd in 21st Century Rome for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,198.67 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.