The Free Land of Suur-Harjumaa is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Johan Pitka with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.54 billion Suur-Harjumaans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallinn. The average income tax rate is 9.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Suur-Harjumaan economy, worth 337 trillion kroons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 132,738 kroons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, the might of the entire Suur-Harjumaan Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association, and pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suur-Harjumaa's national animal is the badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Suur-Harjumaa is ranked 16,640^th in the world and 5^th in Nordisches Kaiserreich for Most Corrupt Governments, with 57.59 Kickbacks Per Hour.