The Free Land of Suur-Harjumaa is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Johan Pitka with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.63 billion Suur-Harjumaans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallinn. The average income tax rate is 8.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Suur-Harjumaan economy, worth 215 trillion kroons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 132,434 kroons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Preservative-laden Suur-Harjumaan cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suur-Harjumaa's national animal is the badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Suur-Harjumaa is ranked 37,857^th in the world and 2^nd in Nordisches Kaiserreich for Highest Drug Use, scoring 88.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.