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Most Secular: 1,648th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,380th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4,249th
The Free Land of
Father Knows Best State
You Can't Stop Progress
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Eminence Grise
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Economy
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Suur-Harjumaa

Population2.01 billion

CapitalTallinn
LeaderJohan Pitka

Currencykroon
Animalbadger

The Free Land of Suur-Harjumaa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Johan Pitka with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.01 billion Suur-Harjumaans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallinn. The average income tax rate is 9.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Suur-Harjumaan economy, worth 262 trillion kroons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 130,783 kroons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, the might of the entire Suur-Harjumaan Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association, and pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suur-Harjumaa's national animal is the badger.

Suur-Harjumaa is ranked 15,110th in the world and 3rd in Nordisches Kaiserreich for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 304.72 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Secular: 1,648thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,380thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,249thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,877thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,284thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,020thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,457thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,110thLargest Retail Industry: 15,540thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,858th
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Most Secular: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Suur-Harjumaa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Suur-Harjumaa, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers.
  • : Following new legislation in Suur-Harjumaa, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.
  • : Suur-Harjumaa was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Suur-Harjumaa, the might of the entire Suur-Harjumaan Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
  • : Suur-Harjumaa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Suur-Harjumaa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Suur-Harjumaa, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content.
  • : Suur-Harjumaa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Suur-Harjumaa, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language.

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