The Kingdom of Sutalia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Fidenzio Legato with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.592 billion Sutalians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moncigio. The average income tax rate is 92.7%.

The all-consuming Sutalian economy, worth 581 trillion Florins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,005 Florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

People who make the leader's blood boil get boiled, Sutalians believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, and the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Sutalia's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sutalia's national animal is the Viper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Feinoism.

Sutalia is ranked 297,302^nd in the world and 31^st in Libertatem for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 9.33 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.