Population | 2.321 billion |
Capital | tored |
Leader | Dictador Alejandro |
Faith | sal900rismo dios robot |
Currency | weight |
Animal | Eagle |
The Dictadura psicotica of Sutadito is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dictador Alejandro with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, parental licensing program, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.321 billion sutaditoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of tored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.6%.
The strong Sutaditoan economy, worth 224 trillion weights a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 96,635 weights, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.
Coastal cities are being moved a dozen miles inland to reduce flooding risk, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, and politicians cheer the nation's surging death rate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sutadito's national animal is the Eagle and its national religion is sal900rismo dios robot.
Sutadito is ranked 137,915th in the world and 1st in los cabraristas for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Sutadito changed its national faith to "sal900rismo dios robot" and its motto to "Adorad a sal900 el dios robot".
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Sutadito, politicians cheer the nation's surging death rate.
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Sutadito, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.
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Sutadito, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile.
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Sutadito, coastal cities are being moved a dozen miles inland to reduce flooding risk.
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Sutadito, even snitches get stitches.
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Sutadito was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
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Sutadito was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
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Sutadito, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
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Sutadito, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.