The Republic of Susquehanna NHA is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.161 billion Susquehanna NHAians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Susquehanna NHAian economy, worth 579 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 139,297 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

This summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, and the disabled are forced to undergo an MRI scan every time they pick up their benefit payments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Susquehanna NHA's national animal is the NPS, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Susquehanna NHA is ranked 333,306^th in the world and 5,805^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.33 average smiles per day.