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Largest Agricultural Sector: 276th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,044th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,337th
The Provisional Democratic Govt of
Democratic Socialists
The revolution is underway
The Supreme Revolutionary Council
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Survaek

Population4.967 billion

CapitalFoedinei
LeaderThe Supreme Revolutionary Council
FaithRaegar-Aedak

Currencyshoe
Animalanchovy

The Provisional Democratic Govt of Survaek is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme Revolutionary Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 4.967 billion Survaekoms are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foedinei. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Survaekian economy, worth a remarkable 1,156 trillion shoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 232,740 shoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, The Supreme Revolutionary Council has been known to make speeches in fishing waders, and tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Survaek's national animal is the anchovy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Raegar-Aedak.

Survaek is ranked 167,604th in the world and 115th in Soviet Democracy for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -541.67 on the Hayek Index.

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Largest Governments: 2,217thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,377thMost Efficient Economies: 2,633rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,928thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,933rdMost Inclusive: 2,988thMost Developed: 3,055thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,063rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,548thSmartest Citizens: 3,757thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,991stLowest Crime Rates: 4,055thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,470thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,968thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,062ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,100thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,432ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,460thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,792ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,814thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,830thMost Cultured: 5,834thMost Influential: 6,452ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,133rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,758thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,598thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,760thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,778thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,060thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,922ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,886thHighest Economic Output: 11,906thMost Secular: 12,754thNicest Citizens: 13,877thMost Income Equality: 15,025thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,110thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,002ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,043rdBest Weather: 17,024th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Survaek, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Survaek, The Supreme Revolutionary Council has been known to make speeches in fishing waders.
  • : Following new legislation in Survaek, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Survaek, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned.
  • : Following new legislation in Survaek, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia.
  • : Following new legislation in Survaek, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • : Following new legislation in Survaek, Survaekian husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
  • : Following new legislation in Survaek, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
  • : Following new legislation in Survaek, the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war.
  • : Following new legislation in Survaek, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.

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