by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,681stMost Influential: 4,928thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,721st
The United Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
In Doge We Shall Trust
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population1.523 billion

CapitalCheval City
LeaderKing Tuby the Third


The United Kingdom of Surinaspor is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Tuby the Third with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.523 billion Surinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheval City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Surinasporian economy, worth 171 trillion dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 112,768 dogecoins, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, and tax rises are attributed to divine will. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Surinaspor's national animal is the Doge, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Surinaspor is ranked 22,326th in the world and 382nd in the West Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 6,694.7 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,681stMost Influential: 4,928thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,721stSafest: 11,083rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,794thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,412thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 19,059thMost Developed: 19,220thLargest Insurance Industry: 19,827thMost Efficient Economies: 20,131stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,239thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,853rdLargest Retail Industry: 22,326thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,300thMost Inclusive: 26,717th
Most Influential: 132nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 133rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 215th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 227th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 228th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 234th in the regionSafest: 274th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 279th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 280th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 302nd in the regionMost Developed: 360th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 360th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 382nd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 474th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 483rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 536th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 560th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 562nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 592nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 601st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 612th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 638th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 653rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 681st in the regionMost Stationary: 697th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 735th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 736th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 747th in the regionMost Cultured: 749th in the region

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