Population | 19.475 billion |
Capital | Supreme Lord KANE City |
Leader | Tamatsuki Akira |
Faith | Secret |
Currency | ZAMRI MONEY |
Animal | Shah Dalamadur |
The KINGDOM of Supreme Lord KANE is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tamatsuki Akira with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.475 billion Supreme Lord KANEians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Supreme Lord KANE City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Supreme Lord KANEian economy, worth an astonishing 16,005 trillion ZAMRI MONIES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 821,827 ZAMRI MONIES, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The justice of Supreme Lord KANE is considered superior to that of other nations, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Supreme Lord KANE's national animal is the Shah Dalamadur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secret.
Supreme Lord KANE is ranked 281,566th in the world and 35th in Lonely Nations for Fattest Citizens, with 6.6 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Supreme Lord KANE, there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship.
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Supreme Lord KANE, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
- : Following new legislation in
Supreme Lord KANE, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.
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Supreme Lord KANE, the justice of Supreme Lord KANE is considered superior to that of other nations.
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Supreme Lord KANE, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
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Supreme Lord KANE, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces.
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Supreme Lord KANE, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
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Supreme Lord KANE, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as the seat of government.
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Supreme Lord KANE, harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments".
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Supreme Lord KANE, dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys".