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Most Subsidized Industry: 1stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th
The KINGDOM of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Mada Mada Dane (you still have a long way to go)
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Supreme Lord KANE

Population16.725 billion

CapitalSupreme Lord KANE City
LeaderTamatsuki Akira
FaithSecret

CurrencyZAMRI MONEY
AnimalShah Dalamadur

The KINGDOM of Supreme Lord KANE is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tamatsuki Akira with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.725 billion Supreme Lord KANEians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Supreme Lord KANE City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Supreme Lord KANEian economy, worth an astonishing 12,982 trillion ZAMRI MONIES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 776,249 ZAMRI MONIES, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Major cities are suffering under water rationing, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", shaking a stone out of your shoe is considered to be dangerously risqué, and high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Supreme Lord KANE's national animal is the Shah Dalamadur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secret.

Supreme Lord KANE is ranked 6,697th in the world and 2nd in Lonely Nations for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 8,509.5 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 1stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5thMost Advanced Public Education: 11thMost Efficient Economies: 17thHighest Poor Incomes: 20thHighest Average Incomes: 53rdLargest Black Market: 53rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 54thLargest Information Technology Sector: 56thLargest Governments: 80thHighest Average Tax Rates: 81stMost Patriotic: 84thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 87thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 100thMost Scientifically Advanced: 157thMost Corrupt Governments: 201stSmartest Citizens: 234thLargest Mining Sector: 242ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 252ndHighest Economic Output: 292ndLowest Crime Rates: 316thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 368thMost Developed: 436thMost Cultured: 474thLongest Average Lifespans: 483rdMost Inclusive: 503rdHighest Food Quality: 1,013thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,173rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,427thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,505thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,628thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,772ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,096thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,592ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,798thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,682ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,239thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,078thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,278thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,697thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,674thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,698thHealthiest Citizens: 8,989thTop
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Most Secular: 12,389thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,920thLargest Populations: 14,884thHighest Drug Use: 21,507th
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Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, shaking a stone out of your shoe is considered to be dangerously risqué.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
  • : Supreme Lord KANE was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged.
  • : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, vacationing Supreme Lord KANEians expect to be treated as royalty.

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