The Blood Thirsty Rodents of Supreme Guinea Pig is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.859 billion Supreme Guinea Pigians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.4%.

The powerhouse Supreme Guinea Pigian economy, worth 621 trillion carrots a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,107 carrots, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 462,615 per year while the poor average 6,349, a ratio of 72.9 to 1.

Airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, the government has cautiously opted to support women's suffrage, burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine, and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Supreme Guinea Pig's national animal is the guinea pig, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Supreme Guinea Pig is ranked 129,265^th in the world and 6,270^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.81 law-abiding acts per hour.