by Max Barry

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,075thSafest: 16,749thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24,937th
The Blood Thirsty Rodents of
Moralistic Democracy
Might Makes Right
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Supreme Guinea Pig

Population5.77 billion

Animalguinea pig

The Blood Thirsty Rodents of Supreme Guinea Pig is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5.77 billion Supreme Guinea Pigians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.4%.

The powerhouse Supreme Guinea Pigian economy, worth 456 trillion carrots a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,107 carrots, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 462,615 per year while the poor average 6,349, a ratio of 72.9 to 1.

Airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, the government has cautiously opted to support women's suffrage, burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine, and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Supreme Guinea Pig's national animal is the guinea pig, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Supreme Guinea Pig is ranked 201,669th in the world and 73rd in Carrot Warehouse for Most Patriotic, with 4.9 flags saluted per person per day.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,075thTop
Safest: 16,749thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24,937thMost Stationary: 26,021st
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the region

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