The Republic of Supportive Parents is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.623 billion Supportive Parentsians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The enormous, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Supportive Parentsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,461 trillion currencies a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 259,921 currencies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 997,444 per year while the poor average 46,696, a ratio of 21.4 to 1.

Jennifer Government is banned, the nation is well known for its rather dull and family-friendly architecture, most believe 'tis better to give than to receive, and the nation's apology for those it has executed in the last year has come a little late for some. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Supportive Parents's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Supportive Parents is ranked 283,572^nd in the world and 11^th in Vickenian experiment containment zone for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -35.56 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.