The United Apes of Super Cool Liechtenstein is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Harambe with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, digital currency, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.783 billion dudes are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of super cool gorilla vaduz. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.4%.

The frighteningly efficient super cool economy, worth 664 trillion dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 175,582 dogecoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 563,831 per year while the poor average 41,444, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, you can be fired for dying grey hairs, and immigrants are asked to leave their cultural traditions and pride at the border. Crime is almost non-existent. Super Cool Liechtenstein's national animal is the doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Super Cool Liechtenstein is ranked 8,722^nd in the world and 239^th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,898.4 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.