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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,524thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,603rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,926th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Super Bowl 7

Population4.625 billion

Currencybaht
Animalbison

The Republic of Super Bowl 7 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.625 billion Super Bowl 7ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Super Bowl 7ian economy, worth 503 trillion baht a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 108,868 baht, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, in pet stores nationwide bisons are growing in popularity, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, and former polygamists always seem to have a huge number of visiting cousins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Super Bowl 7's national animal is the bison, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Super Bowl 7 is ranked 69,702nd in the world and 2,496th in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 5.44 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,524thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,603rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,926thLargest Black Market: 4,370thMost Devout: 4,635thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,374thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,988thNudest: 8,152ndMost Primitive: 8,776thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,853rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,328thMost Avoided: 9,721stLargest Welfare Programs: 9,818thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,887thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,485thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,830thMost Efficient Economies: 20,962ndMost Developed: 22,198thMost Influential: 23,781st
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 75th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 151st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 168th in the regionMost Devout: 195th in the regionLargest Black Market: 197th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 278th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 312th in the regionNudest: 333rd in the regionMost Primitive: 368th in the regionMost Avoided: 430th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 476th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 481st in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 508th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 538th in the regionMost Stationary: 727th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 760th in the regionRudest Citizens: 798th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 7, former polygamists always seem to have a huge number of visiting cousins.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 7, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 7, in pet stores nationwide bisons are growing in popularity.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 7, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 7, glamping Super Bowl 7ians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Super Bowl 7 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and the Top 10% for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 7, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 7, among slaves 'bastard' is an honorific rather than an insult.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 7, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 7, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water.

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