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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,037thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,567thMost Primitive: 3,811th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Buccaneers 48 Raiders 21
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

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Super Bowl 37

Population4.224 billion

Currencybitcoin
Animaldolphin

The Republic of Super Bowl 37 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.224 billion Super Bowl 37ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.4%.

The powerhouse Super Bowl 37ian economy, worth 471 trillion bitcoins a year, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,626 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies, and no one born in Super Bowl 37 can fix a leaky faucet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Super Bowl 37's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Super Bowl 37 is ranked 165,029th in the world and 5,010th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 517.49 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,037thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,567thMost Primitive: 3,811thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,819thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,971stLargest Black Market: 6,304thMost Devout: 6,915thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,455thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,604thMost Avoided: 9,399thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,644thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,140thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 13,892ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,839thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,290th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 86th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 97th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 189th in the regionMost Devout: 250th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 251st in the regionMost Primitive: 258th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 273rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 280th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 301st in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 413th in the regionMost Avoided: 522nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 546th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 592nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 610th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 37, no one born in Super Bowl 37 can fix a leaky faucet.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 37, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 37, business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace.
  • : Super Bowl 37 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 37, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 37, jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 37, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 37, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 37, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 37, saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech.

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