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Most Subsidized Industry: 410thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 445thMost Primitive: 952nd
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Cowboys 30 Bills 13
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Super Bowl 28

Population3.302 billion

Currencydollar
Animalsheep

The Republic of Super Bowl 28 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its feral children, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.302 billion Super Bowl 28ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 76.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Super Bowl 28ian economy, worth 469 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 142,066 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", coastal cities are being moved a dozen miles inland to reduce flooding risk, and a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order. Crime is a major problem. Super Bowl 28's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Super Bowl 28 is ranked 2,322nd in the world and 79th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 11,914.42 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 410thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 445thMost Primitive: 952ndTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,322ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,608thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,377thLargest Black Market: 3,434thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,347thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,087thMost Avoided: 5,681stMost Efficient Economies: 6,215thHighest Crime Rates: 6,485thMost Devout: 6,731stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,647thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,223rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,462ndTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 15,415thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,180thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,929thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,519thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,848thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,800th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25th in the regionMost Primitive: 53rd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 128th in the regionLargest Black Market: 150th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 154th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 160th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 181st in the regionMost Devout: 187th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 195th in the regionMost Avoided: 198th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 214th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 227th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 266th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 351st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 430th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 438th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 493rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 518th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 527th in the regionLargest Governments: 563rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 565th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Super Bowl 28 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 28, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 28, coastal cities are being moved a dozen miles inland to reduce flooding risk.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 28, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 28, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 28, the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 28, terrorists who are 17th cousins with the ex-wives of half-brothers of citizens are now exempt from the immigration ban.
  • : Super Bowl 28 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 28, the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 28, the government has announced its plans to construct a giant weaponised robot-cat.

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