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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,368thMost Primitive: 2,300thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,949th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Steelers 31 Rams 19
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Super Bowl 14

Population2.56 billion

Currencyrupee
Animalemu

The Republic of Super Bowl 14 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.56 billion Super Bowl 14ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Super Bowl 14ian economy, worth 348 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 135,946 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

A firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, and fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Super Bowl 14's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Super Bowl 14 is ranked 65,038th in the world and 2,717th in the Rejected Realms for Most Income Equality, scoring 49.85 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,368thMost Primitive: 2,300thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,949thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,975thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,276thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,657thLargest Black Market: 4,823rdNudest: 4,892ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,438thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,987thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,504thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,903rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,013thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 11,997thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,150thMost Efficient Economies: 15,136thHighest Average Incomes: 17,127thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,246thMost Developed: 18,966thHighest Drug Use: 19,678thLargest Governments: 20,114th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 36th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 117th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 133rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 134th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 149th in the regionLargest Black Market: 157th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 163rd in the regionNudest: 201st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 202nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 251st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 266th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 276th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 282nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 283rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 304th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 401st in the regionMost Developed: 433rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 436th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 444th in the regionLargest Governments: 485th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 543rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 694th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 702nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 848th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 850th in the regionMost Devout: 921st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 944th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Super Bowl 14's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Super Bowl 14 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 14, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 14, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 14, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 14, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 14, slavery has been abolished.
  • : Super Bowl 14 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Super Bowl 14 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, Highest Average Tax Rates, Most Advanced Public Transport, and Most Extensive Public Healthcare and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 14, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary.

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