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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 199thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 251stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,062nd
The Republic of
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Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Super Bowl 13

Population5.145 billion

Currencyflorin
Animalbison

The Republic of Super Bowl 13 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, ban on automobiles, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.145 billion Super Bowl 13ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Super Bowl 13ian economy, worth 889 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 172,930 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, every week is blindness awareness week, and crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Super Bowl 13's national animal is the bison, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Super Bowl 13 is ranked 75,657th in the world and 1,400th in The East Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 199thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 251stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,062ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,858thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,890thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,284thMost Devout: 2,502ndLargest Black Market: 2,980thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,024thMost Primitive: 3,920thNudest: 7,662ndMost Efficient Economies: 8,059thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,185thLargest Mining Sector: 9,596thHighest Average Incomes: 10,088thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 12,478thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,409thMost Patriotic: 14,788thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,983rdLowest Crime Rates: 19,128thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,361stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,220th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Devout: 62nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 63rd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 86th in the regionLargest Black Market: 87th in the regionMost Primitive: 102nd in the regionNudest: 176th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 230th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 247th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 265th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 283rd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 363rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 384th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 393rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 397th in the regionMost Stationary: 439th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 489th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 502nd in the regionMost Avoided: 553rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 554th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 568th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 597th in the regionMost Developed: 651st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Super Bowl 13 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Super Bowl 13 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Super Bowl 13 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Super Bowl 13 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 13, crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 13, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 13, Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 13, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 13, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Super Bowl 13, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven.

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