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Most Ignorant Citizens: 10,629thMost Devout: 20,426thMost Income Equality: 22,173rd
The HELLOOO of
Corrupt Dictatorship
From Many, One
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Rare

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Sup my frinds

Population1.914 billion

Currencydollar
Animalcobra

The HELLOOO of Sup my frinds is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.914 billion Sup my frindsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 51.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Sup my frindsian economy, worth 57.5 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 30,040 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Genetic research has been halted, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters, and Sup my frindsian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sup my frinds's national animal is the cobra.

Sup my frinds is ranked 257,414th in the world and 5,400th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Smartest Citizens, with 1.24 quips per hour.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 10,629thTop
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Most Devout: 20,426thMost Income Equality: 22,173rd
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 103rd in the regionMost Devout: 107th in the regionMost Income Equality: 137th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 173rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 193rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 196th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 210th in the regionNudest: 275th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 302nd in the regionLargest Governments: 341st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 347th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 457th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 478th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 481st in the regionBest Weather: 486th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 520th in the regionSafest: 537th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sup my frinds, Sup my frindsian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Sup my frinds, police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters.
  • : Following new legislation in Sup my frinds, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Sup my frinds, genetic research has been halted.
  • : Following new legislation in Sup my frinds, warning signs caution Sup my frindsians where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'.
  • : Following new legislation in Sup my frinds, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Sup my frinds, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • : Following new legislation in Sup my frinds, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners.
  • : Following new legislation in Sup my frinds, Leader often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers.
  • : Following new legislation in Sup my frinds, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails.

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