Population | 838 million |
Capital | Helsinki Union District |
Currency | Hyugar |
Animal | Mammoth |
The Empire of Suomihar is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 838 million Finns are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helsinki Union District. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Suomi economy, worth 61.2 trillion Hyugars a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,974 Hyugars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Leader claims to be the epitome of family values, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, and teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suomihar's national animal is the Mammoth, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Suomihar is ranked 40,765th in the world and 19th in Greater Dienstad for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 26.29 missed references per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Suomihar was cleansed by a Level 2 Specialist Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Theocratic Matriarchy of Holy Marsh, killing 130 million zombies.
- : Suomihar's influence in Greater Dienstad rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Suomihar's influence in Greater Dienstad rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Suomihar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in Suomihar, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.
- : Following new legislation in Suomihar, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
- : Suomihar's influence in Greater Dienstad rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Following new legislation in Suomihar, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist.
- : Following new legislation in Suomihar, Leader claims to be the epitome of family values.
- : Following new legislation in Suomihar, naval patrols only last nine months.