by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,305thHighest Crime Rates: 1,933rdRudest Citizens: 2,138th
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Population476 million


The Republic of Suomers is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 476 million Suomersians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education and Defense also on the agenda, while Law & Order and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 3.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Suomersian economy, worth 60.3 trillion deniers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 126,697 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Suomers flights to avoid the pay lavatories, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, and stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Suomers's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Suomers is ranked 123,867th in the world and 2,745th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 265 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,305thHighest Crime Rates: 1,933rdRudest Citizens: 2,138thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,144thFattest Citizens: 2,254thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,342ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,353rdTop
Largest Retail Industry: 3,308thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,530thMost Avoided: 3,919thMost Influential: 4,055thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,203rdMost Armed: 5,355thLargest Mining Sector: 5,830thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,946thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,764thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,230thHighest Drug Use: 15,944thMost Efficient Economies: 16,401stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17,851stMost Pro-Market: 18,208thMost Cheerful Citizens: 18,397thHighest Average Incomes: 20,837thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,294thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,803rd
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 66th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 70th in the regionFattest Citizens: 72nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 74th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 85th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 86th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 123rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 133rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 148th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 163rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 210th in the regionMost Armed: 211th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 221st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 296th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 314th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 539th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 561st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 579th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 804th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 836th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 896th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 902nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 993rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,005th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Suomers, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in Suomers, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea.
  • : Following new legislation in Suomers, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Suomers flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
  • : Following new legislation in Suomers, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention.
  • : Following new legislation in Suomers, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
  • : Following new legislation in Suomers, Suomers's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Suomers, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Suomers, weather reports simply advise Suomersians to 'look outside'.
  • : Suomers voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
  • : Suomers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden and Largest Soda Pop Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 166 » Lulubellia, The Tampa Bay Rays, Hardscrabble, Aerilia, Koda-Land, The Rhein States, Orado, Svenskskit, Bankowiata, Notyoutopia, Great Bights Mum, Omnistria, Illusia and Neverendia, Dabarastan, Slyakanya, Yaorozu, Nalver And, Ethnon, Maratabat, Republica Guilleana, Kragsgale, Valentine Z, Hyphen, Hamerica, Guer Aike, Interdimensional Zone, Shibutani, Landestian, Zzozona, Zyvetskistaahn, Dreadton, Patrician, Keurig Machines, Former English Colony, Runeda, Corfad, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Siwale, Selfgradatude, Bharathvarsh, New Lakemba, Territorio di Nessuno, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Libertania Democratica, Star Kingdom, Kocherian, Empy, Kazoo Basin, Pytong, Sundred, and 116 others.Xentherida, North Bratislava, Pallaith, Cretox State, Navsland, Sikol, The Pantheons, Kastonvia, Wilkshire, El Fiji Grande, Planes, Nodnarb, Sunto, Climeria, Dar es Saalam, Imperial Pieserged, 1 very fast endotarter, Fauzjhia, WeKnow, Yokciq Empire, Port Naga, The Endless Eventide, Sevinland, Loutsland, Darkmondoria, The Serdey Islands, Kranostav, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Madjack, Muqatil, Ravendi, Draconian Progression, East Akra, His Enduring Majesty, Moneyflows, Pasargad, Wineclaw, Frances Francis the First of France, Shadowrik, The Mazur Empire, Sil Dorsett, Seenvorland, Galbadiana, Votak Matim, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Simone Republic, Sachi, KhalChicken, Daiz, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Colfes, Andexia, Mellby, Wisconsota, Strongwill, McMasterdonia, Testnation223, Xipher, Barabolia, Moubarakistan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Crusadam, Chips and Guac, Texanz, Otakus and Weebs, Valgarda, Vesteysia, Venicea, Odelinor, Greater Afroeurasia, Clan Spaniel, Rikarddahlistan, Kromi, Francois Isidore, Travislavania, Figyjharli, Svenskan, Free Salvation, Minich, Maott, Heilhum Imperius, Sanjurika, Wapistan, Trumpski, Ice and Tinian, The Ultimate Republic, Duryanistan, Dangine, Aryan Homeland, Questann, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Shotokonia, Servilis, Xagill, Yellops, Tyirza, Super Girl, Holy Oranz, BTProductions, Alorca, Xyrron, Boston Castle, Fraystonia, Uzbek Khan, Mon Island, Steampunk Ariel, Baba Zace, My chest is flat, Alexander the Magnus, Korean-Joseon, New Celoveniortan, Viridiann, Cajland, and ForestMythal.