by Max Barry

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Nudest: 447th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,587th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,674th
The Holy Lucky Brown Egg Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Can I offer an egg in this tryn' time?
Danny Devito
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population1.127 billion

CapitalTrash Island
LeaderDanny Devito

Currencygold egg

The Holy Lucky Brown Egg Empire of SunnyPhiladelphia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Danny Devito with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.127 billion Trash men have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trash Island. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Trash man economy, worth 129 trillion gold eggs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 115,110 gold eggs, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. SunnyPhiladelphia's national animal is the Zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is DeVitoism.

SunnyPhiladelphia is ranked 57,690th in the world and 1,725th in Lazarus for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 65.59 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Nudest: 447thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,587thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,674thHighest Crime Rates: 2,173rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,184thFattest Citizens: 3,406thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,875thRudest Citizens: 4,035thMost Armed: 4,232ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,397thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,561stMost Influential: 6,619thMost Avoided: 7,554thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,885thHighest Drug Use: 9,348thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,875thLargest Retail Industry: 11,420thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,520thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11,941stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,844thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,792nd
Nudest: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 83rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 120th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 159th in the regionRudest Citizens: 160th in the regionMost Influential: 170th in the regionFattest Citizens: 186th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 201st in the regionMost Armed: 221st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 230th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 303rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 314th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 404th in the regionMost Avoided: 410th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 414th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 533rd in the region

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