Population | 8.49 billion |
Capital | Solstice Harbour |
Leader | Sonja Franzisca Dos Santos |
Faith | State Atheism |
Currency | Zetastani Shekel |
Animal | green saury |
The 19th Zetastani Region of Sun Islands Archipelago is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Sonja Franzisca Dos Santos with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and digital currency. The compassionate population of 8.49 billion Sun Islanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solstice Harbour. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Sun Islands Archipelagoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,730 trillion Zetastani Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 203,858 Zetastani Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Sonja Franzisca Dos Santos, and the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sun Islands Archipelago's national animal is the green saury, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Atheism.
Sun Islands Archipelago is ranked 4,169th in the world and 83rd in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 120.97 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Sun Islands Archipelago, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.
- : Following new legislation in Sun Islands Archipelago, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Sonja Franzisca Dos Santos.
- : Following new legislation in Sun Islands Archipelago, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point.
- : Following new legislation in Sun Islands Archipelago, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
- : Following new legislation in Sun Islands Archipelago, Sonja Franzisca Dos Santos reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in Sun Islands Archipelago, the media seems excessively interested in what Sonja Franzisca Dos Santos is wearing this season.
- : Sun Islands Archipelago was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 10% for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Sun Islands Archipelago, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
- : Following new legislation in Sun Islands Archipelago, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here".
- : Following new legislation in Sun Islands Archipelago, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes.