The Holy Empire of Sultan Morgan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sultan Morgan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 30.61 billion subjects are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy City of Sultan Morgan. The income tax rate is 100%.

The all-consuming Sultan Morganian economy, worth a remarkable 5,328 trillion Holy Empire Lire a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 174,073 Holy Empire Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, the nation has nearly as many history museums as subjects, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sultan Morgan's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Praise for the Motherland.

Sultan Morgan is ranked 782^nd in the world and 9^th in The Alliance of Dictators for Lowest Crime Rates, with 178.41 law-abiding acts per hour.