The Commonwealth of Suissen is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Communist Party with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.97 billion Suisses hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geneva. The average income tax rate is 65.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Suissenian economy, worth 211 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 107,548 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, graffiti graces every city's streets, and a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Suissenian as 'your finger, you fool'. Crime is totally unknown. Suissen's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Suissen is ranked 217,332^nd in the world and 331^st in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.49 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.