by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 2,481stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,644thRudest Citizens: 5,082nd
The Commonwealth of
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Communist Party
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Population1.97 billion

LeaderCommunist Party


The Commonwealth of Suissen is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Communist Party with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.97 billion Suisses hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geneva. The average income tax rate is 65.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Suissenian economy, worth 211 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 107,548 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, graffiti graces every city's streets, and a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Suissenian as 'your finger, you fool'. Crime is totally unknown. Suissen's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Suissen is ranked 217,332nd in the world and 331st in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.49 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Influential: 2,481stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,644thRudest Citizens: 5,082ndMost Rebellious Youth: 10,564thBest Weather: 10,912thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,727thMost Inclusive: 13,082ndMost Beautiful Environments: 14,173rdMost Efficient Economies: 15,855thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,864thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,020thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,592ndLargest Retail Industry: 17,201stMost Developed: 18,349thNicest Citizens: 20,688thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,822ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,964thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,219thMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,540th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 17th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 31st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 39th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 42nd in the region

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