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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,037th Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,296th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,365th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Neutrality is a life choice and a way to live.
Nova Galactic
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Kingdom of Suikodan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Nova Galactic with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, strictly enforced bedtime, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 15.823 billion Suikodanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suikoden. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Suikodanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,468 trillion crystals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 219,194 crystals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, visiting dignitaries often take advantage of strict reparation policies by stubbing their toes, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and police protocol is to arrest anyone who looks a bit foreign. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suikodan's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Utilitarianism.

Suikodan is ranked 137,056th in the world and 27th in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples for Most Devout, with 6.4 Prayers Per Hour.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,037thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,296thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,365thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 1,931stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,937thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,108thMost Cultured: 2,200thMost Efficient Economies: 2,212thLargest Governments: 2,322ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,430thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,962ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,980thMost Pacifist: 3,112thHighest Average Incomes: 3,398thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,403rdMost Developed: 3,439thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,507thNicest Citizens: 4,179thMost Stationary: 4,308thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,344thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,391stSmartest Citizens: 4,919thLargest Populations: 5,931stMost Inclusive: 6,264thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,358thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,366thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,910thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,282ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,338thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 7,954thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,328thSafest: 10,419thMost Influential: 11,019thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,774thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,999thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,670thMost Secular: 14,192nd
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Suikodan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, police protocol is to arrest anyone who looks a bit foreign.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, visiting dignitaries often take advantage of strict reparation policies by stubbing their toes.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
  • : Suikodan lodged a message on the The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games.

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