Lowest Crime Rates: 1,041st Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,236th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,732nd
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Neutrality is a life choice and a way to live.
Nova Galactic
Regional Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Kingdom of Suikodan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Nova Galactic with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 14.732 billion Suikodanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suikoden. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Suikodanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,126 trillion crystals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 212,197 crystals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Suikoden Natural History Museum, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suikodan's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Utilitarianism.

Suikodan is ranked 46,873rd in the world and 9th in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,820.32 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,041stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,236thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1,732ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,790thMost Cultured: 1,923rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,956thHighest Economic Output: 2,096thMost Efficient Economies: 2,288thLargest Governments: 2,296thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,554thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,941stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,053rdNicest Citizens: 3,229thMost Developed: 3,299thMost Pacifist: 3,392ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,492ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,511thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,708thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,221stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,803rdMost Stationary: 5,025thSmartest Citizens: 5,034thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,857thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,972ndMost Beautiful Environments: 6,120thMost Inclusive: 6,429thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,508thLargest Populations: 6,596thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,622ndLongest Average Lifespans: 7,033rdTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,683rdSafest: 9,807thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,752ndMost Influential: 11,496thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,907thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,477th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Suikoden Natural History Museum.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Suikodan.
  • : Suikodan lodged a message on the The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples Regional Message Board.
  • : Suikodan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Suikodan.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Suikodanians.

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