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Lowest Crime Rates: 982nd Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,246th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,744th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Neutrality is a life choice and a way to live.
Nova Galactic
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Kingdom of Suikodan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Nova Galactic with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 15.28 billion Suikodanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suikoden. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Suikodanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,346 trillion crystals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 219,012 crystals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', bike rage is all the rage, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suikodan's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Utilitarianism.

Suikodan is ranked 177,519th in the world and 44th in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -26.12 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 982ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,246thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,744thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,805thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,812thHighest Economic Output: 1,984thLargest Governments: 2,103rdMost Cultured: 2,161stMost Efficient Economies: 2,296thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,299thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,691stMost Developed: 2,934thMost Pacifist: 2,987thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,185thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,231stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,315thHighest Average Incomes: 3,362ndNicest Citizens: 3,545thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,176thMost Stationary: 4,628thSmartest Citizens: 4,679thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,003rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,903rdMost Inclusive: 5,970thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,044thLargest Populations: 6,315thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,414thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,418thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,557thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,019thSafest: 7,373rdTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,869thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,167thMost Influential: 11,473rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,960thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,966th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, bike rage is all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
  • : Suikodan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, homophobia is off the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money.
  • : Suikodan's influence in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, Nova Galactic's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
  • : Following new legislation in Suikodan, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.

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