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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 89th Most Influential: 241st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 769th
The Immortal Empire of
Father Knows Best State
We will grow stronger, and live forever! Mayos Vult!
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population2.343 billion

CapitalCedrus Crestus
LeaderEmperor Throckmorton

CurrencyFresh Grown Yam

The Immortal Empire of Suicidistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Throckmorton with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.343 billion Suicidians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cedrus Crestus. The average income tax rate is 81.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Suicidian economy, worth 593 trillion Fresh Grown Yams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 253,392 Fresh Grown Yams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, getting caught with the wrong recipe book can get you locked up for 100 - 500 megaseconds, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense, and children are sent to either religious or secular schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suicidistan's national animal is the Opabinia, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Throckmortonism.

Suicidistan is ranked 169,266th in the world and 8,892nd in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 3.78 Atheism Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 89thMost Influential: 241stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 769thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 944thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,138thTop
Largest Black Market: 1,797thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,950thFattest Citizens: 2,558thHighest Average Incomes: 2,630thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,123rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,452ndMost Devout: 3,482ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,744thLargest Mining Sector: 3,865thLargest Retail Industry: 4,035thMost Avoided: 4,753rdMost Armed: 5,005thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,327thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,868thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,121stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,414thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,469thLargest Governments: 6,955thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,765thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,420thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,500thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 9,495thMost Efficient Economies: 9,978thHighest Drug Use: 10,910thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,132ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,607thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,142ndMost Cultured: 14,320th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 46th in the regionLargest Black Market: 53rd in the regionMost Influential: 71st in the regionFattest Citizens: 73rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 76th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 77th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 90th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 100th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 101st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 114th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 136th in the regionMost Devout: 139th in the regionMost Avoided: 160th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 176th in the regionMost Armed: 181st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 209th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 214th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 286th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 305th in the regionLargest Governments: 331st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 331st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 411th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 443rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 445th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 469th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 485th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 491st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 499th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 502nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 561st in the regionNudest: 652nd in the regionMost Cultured: 724th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 728th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 870th in the regionMost Stationary: 874th in the regionRudest Citizens: 881st in the region

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