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The Immortal Empire of Suicidistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Throckmorton with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.665 billion Suicidians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cedrus Crestus. The average income tax rate is 82.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Suicidian economy, worth 674 trillion Fresh Grown Yams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 252,967 Fresh Grown Yams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
The military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, the New Suicidian Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms, Suicidistan's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region, and obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suicidistan's national animal is the Opabinia, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Throckmortonism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Suicidistan was endorsed by The Community of Wortowland.
- : Suicidistan was endorsed by The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity.
- : Suicidistan was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Doggerstan.
- : Suicidistan was endorsed by The Empire of Miruma.
- : Suicidistan was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Lomjia.
- : Suicidistan was endorsed by The Community of Thiammyalllaland.
- : Suicidistan was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Apetopia.
- : Suicidistan was endorsed by The Heerlijke Opperheerschappij of Victoriaans Nederlands.
- : Suicidistan was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Seidr Wyrd.
- : Following new legislation in Suicidistan, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals.
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