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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 121st Most Influential: 258th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 773rd
The Immortal Empire of
Father Knows Best State
We will grow stronger, and live forever! Mayos Vult!
Influence
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Suicidistan

Population2.665 billion

CapitalCedrus Crestus
LeaderEmperor Throckmorton
FaithThrockmortonism

CurrencyFresh Grown Yam
AnimalOpabinia

The Immortal Empire of Suicidistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Throckmorton with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.665 billion Suicidians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cedrus Crestus. The average income tax rate is 82.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Suicidian economy, worth 674 trillion Fresh Grown Yams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 252,967 Fresh Grown Yams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, the New Suicidian Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms, Suicidistan's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region, and obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suicidistan's national animal is the Opabinia, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Throckmortonism.

Suicidistan is ranked 1,111th in the world and 40th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 25,430.52 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 121stMost Influential: 258thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 773rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 921stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,111thLargest Black Market: 1,694thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1,949thHighest Average Incomes: 2,700thFattest Citizens: 2,702ndMost Devout: 3,108thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,239thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,473rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,712thLargest Mining Sector: 3,938thLargest Retail Industry: 4,855thMost Avoided: 5,111thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,408thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,911thMost Armed: 5,948thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,285thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,420thLargest Governments: 6,766thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,735thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,866thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,201stMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,427thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 8,869thMost Efficient Economies: 9,794thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,077thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,877thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,639thHighest Drug Use: 12,662ndMost Cultured: 13,866thLowest Crime Rates: 16,502nd
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 40th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Black Market: 53rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 76th in the regionMost Influential: 77th in the regionFattest Citizens: 78th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 98th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 105th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 107th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 108th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 121st in the regionMost Devout: 130th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 139th in the regionMost Avoided: 164th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 183rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 231st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 232nd in the regionMost Armed: 240th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 300th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 301st in the regionLargest Governments: 322nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 394th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 397th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 435th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 460th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 463rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 468th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 488th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 491st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 520th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 608th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 640th in the regionMost Cultured: 695th in the regionMost Stationary: 800th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 806th in the region

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