The Ditadura AutoTeocrática of Sudlich Kaizer is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Líder Supremo e Arrogante Ivo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.26 billion Kaiserianos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pajuçara. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.0%.

The frighteningly efficient sul-kaiseriano economy, worth 202 trillion Réis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,948 Réis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 499,264 per year while the poor average 39,948, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

The nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books, residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sudlich Kaizer's national animal is the Jumento, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanismo - Alegria de Satã.

Sudlich Kaizer is ranked 1,800^th in the world and 4^th in Flanelistan for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 11,051.43 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.