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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 631stMost Patriotic: 720thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,013th
The Reino Satânico of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Saúde Satã!
Influence
Truckler
Alexandre de Morais/Advogado do Diabo
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Sudlich Kaizer

Population4.574 billion

CapitalPajuçara
LeaderSupremo Líder Ivo DCLXVI
FaithSatanismo - Alegria de Satã

CurrencyRéis
AnimalJumento

The Reino Satânico of Sudlich Kaizer is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Supremo Líder Ivo DCLXVI with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.574 billion Kaizerianos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pajuçara. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient sul-kaizeriano economy, worth a remarkable 1,202 trillion Réis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 262,864 Réis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, the last thing sul-kaizeriano soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them, pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists, and the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sudlich Kaizer's national animal is the Jumento, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanismo - Alegria de Satã.

Sudlich Kaizer is ranked 32,171st in the world and 45th in Flanelistan for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 299,245 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 631stMost Patriotic: 720thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,013thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,302ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,436thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,501stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,859thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,902ndTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,351stMost Cultured: 3,465thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,794thLowest Crime Rates: 4,087thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,093rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,392ndLargest Governments: 4,532ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,554thMost Efficient Economies: 5,377thLargest Black Market: 5,677thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,184thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,933rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,060thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,120thMost Developed: 7,535thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,214thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,590thSmartest Citizens: 10,252ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,667thMost Authoritarian: 11,719thMost Devout: 12,752ndTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 16,057thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,756thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,354thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,680thHighest Economic Output: 23,252ndHighest Food Quality: 23,828thMost Income Equality: 25,948thLargest Welfare Programs: 27,942nd
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 20th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionMost Income Equality: 25th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 26th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sudlich Kaizer lodged a message on the Flanelistan Regional Message Board.
  • : Sudlich Kaizer lodged a message on the Flanelistan Regional Message Board.
  • : Sudlich Kaizer lodged a message on the Flanelistan Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Sudlich Kaizer, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag.
  • : Following new legislation in Sudlich Kaizer, pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists.
  • : Following new legislation in Sudlich Kaizer, the last thing sul-kaizeriano soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them.
  • : Following new legislation in Sudlich Kaizer, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Sudlich Kaizer, women across the country are tying the knot.
  • : Following new legislation in Sudlich Kaizer, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details.
  • : Following new legislation in Sudlich Kaizer, diplomatic cables about Supremo Líder Ivo DCLXVI have suddenly been very flattering.

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