Largest Publishing Industry: 160th Most Influential: 183rd Largest Welfare Programs: 334th
The Socialist Commonwealth of
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Love, integrity, and perseverance shall make us great.
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The Socialist Commonwealth of Suceavija is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Amy Goodman with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.39 billion Suceavijans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesto Lidstva. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Suceavijan economy, worth a remarkable 3,193 trillion LCDS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 221,890 LCDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, Suceavijans incessantly needle their doctors for relief, and bars are packed at all hours. Crime is totally unknown. Suceavija's national animal is the Saki Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The People's Church of our Glorious BDL.

Suceavija is ranked 147,716th in the world and 164th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.83 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Largest Publishing Industry: 160thMost Influential: 183rdLargest Welfare Programs: 334thMost Developed: 354thSmartest Citizens: 378thMost Efficient Economies: 409thMost Cheerful Citizens: 477thLeast Corrupt Governments: 507thMost Cultured: 509thLongest Average Lifespans: 620thMost Beautiful Environments: 637thMost Advanced Public Education: 656thHighest Poor Incomes: 662ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 673rdMost Rebellious Youth: 701stNicest Citizens: 769thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,176thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,294thMost Pacifist: 1,484thTop
Largest Governments: 1,773rdMost Stationary: 2,006thHighest Economic Output: 2,043rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,210thMost Devout: 2,352ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,390thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,415thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,490thMost Politically Free: 2,828thHighest Average Incomes: 3,026thHealthiest Citizens: 3,182ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,717thBest Weather: 4,384thSafest: 4,620thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,889thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,183rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,736thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,768thLargest Populations: 6,864thNudest: 7,512thTop
Most Inclusive: 9,212thMost Extreme: 10,990thMost Income Equality: 14,104th
Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Extreme: 13th in the regionNudest: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15th in the regionNicest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Suceavija altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Suceavija, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Suceavija, Suceavijans incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
  • : Suceavija endorsed The Althing of Ratateague.
  • : Suceavija's influence in Democratic Socialist Assembly fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
  • : Suceavija was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Suceavija, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
  • : Following new legislation in Suceavija, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Following new legislation in Suceavija, the nation is in perpetual campaign mode.
  • : Following new legislation in Suceavija, fruit pickers with degrees in Saki Monkey psychology are a common sight.


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