by Max Barry

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Largest Publishing Industry: 167th Most Influential: 182nd Largest Welfare Programs: 334th
The Socialist Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
Love, integrity, and perseverance shall make us great.
Regional Influence
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Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Socialist Commonwealth of Suceavija is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Amy Goodman with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.943 billion Suceavijans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesto Lidstva. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Suceavijan economy, worth a remarkable 3,342 trillion LCDS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 223,669 LCDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, atheism is seen as a prerequisite for political power, and foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Suceavija will pay them to stop. Crime is totally unknown. Suceavija's national animal is the Saki Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The People's Church of our Glorious BDL.

Suceavija is ranked 673rd in the world and 7th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Longest Average Lifespans, with 92.99 Years.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 167thMost Influential: 182ndLargest Welfare Programs: 334thMost Efficient Economies: 409thMost Developed: 429thSmartest Citizens: 429thMost Cheerful Citizens: 476thLeast Corrupt Governments: 510thMost Cultured: 559thMost Beautiful Environments: 668thLongest Average Lifespans: 673rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 709thMost Advanced Public Education: 712thMost Rebellious Youth: 712thNicest Citizens: 817thHighest Poor Incomes: 829thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,242ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,286thMost Pacifist: 1,496thLargest Governments: 1,747thMost Stationary: 1,785thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 1,982ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,217thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,330thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,446thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,495thMost Devout: 2,689thHighest Average Incomes: 3,123rdMost Politically Free: 3,314thHealthiest Citizens: 3,328thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,655thBest Weather: 4,180thSafest: 4,286thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,529thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,723rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,564thLargest Populations: 6,574thLowest Crime Rates: 6,596thNudest: 8,052ndTop
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Most Inclusive: 9,167thMost Extreme: 13,969th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15th in the regionNudest: 15th in the regionMost Extreme: 15th in the regionNicest Citizens: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Suceavija was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Suceavija was endorsed by The MoRP Red Democratic Republic of Malden Atoll.
  • : Following new legislation in Suceavija, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Suceavija will pay them to stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Suceavija, atheism is seen as a prerequisite for political power.
  • : Following new legislation in Suceavija, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in Suceavija, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids.
  • : Following new legislation in Suceavija, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
  • : Suceavija was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Nevuru.
  • : Following new legislation in Suceavija, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
  • : Following new legislation in Suceavija, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.

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