The Armed Republic of Substitute name is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.449 billion Substitute nameans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of To Be Decided. The average income tax rate is 30.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Substitute namean economy, worth 239 trillion coins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 69,438 coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

To Be Decided's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, Leader has just been declared ruler of Substitute name in an international press conference, and the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks". Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Substitute name's national animal is the Taxidermied Bobcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Substitute name is ranked 50,355^th in the world and 1,589^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,174.88 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.