The United Federation of Subhurbia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Sovereign Adom with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 12.385 billion Suhurbians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlas. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Suhurbian economy, worth a remarkable 1,164 trillion credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,994 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, the government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries, fat-shaming is now public policy, and King Sovereign Adom's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Subhurbia's national animal is the Serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Omnism.

Subhurbia is ranked 194,737^th in the world and 98^th in Spiritus for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -3.74 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.