The United Federation of Subhurbia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Sovereign Adom Alexandrine with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.847 billion Suhurbians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlas. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Suhurbian economy, worth 797 trillion credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,683 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

When electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, the government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries, and fat-shaming is now public policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Subhurbia's national animal is the Serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Omnism.

Subhurbia is ranked 17,703^rd in the world and 37^th in Spiritus for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 6,540.95 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.