The United Federation of Subhurbia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Sovereign Adom Alexandrine with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.203 billion Suhurbians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Montario. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Suhurbian economy, worth 533 trillion credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,461 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, and the government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Subhurbia's national animal is the Serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Omnism.

Subhurbia is ranked 158,536^th in the world and 223^rd in Spiritus for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -9.7 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.