Highest Drug Use: 499th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,413th Nudest: 1,530th
The Slackful Dobbsian Paradise of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Repent! Quit your job! Slack off!
J R Bob Dobbs
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Slackful Dobbsian Paradise of Subgeniustan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by J R Bob Dobbs with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.207 billion SubGenii have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dobbstown. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Slackful economy, worth 256 trillion Slacks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 116,447 Slacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dobbstown has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Ebola Quarantine Zone, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for J R Bob Dobbs's eyes only', and bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. Crime is totally unknown. Subgeniustan's national animal is the Yeti, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Church of the SubGenius.

Subgeniustan is ranked 7,034th in the world and 1st in Ebola Quarantine Zone for Longest Average Lifespans, with 87.85 Years.

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Highest Drug Use: 499thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,413thNudest: 1,530thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,205thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,090thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,113thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,480thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,761stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,804thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,329thMost Developed: 4,415thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,757thMost Pacifist: 5,083rdNicest Citizens: 5,327thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,471stMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,735thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,493rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,034thLargest Governments: 7,230thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 8,751stMost Cultured: 9,166thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,203rdSafest: 9,359thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,506thMost Efficient Economies: 9,826thSmartest Citizens: 9,923rdLargest Publishing Industry: 10,783rdHighest Poor Incomes: 11,243rdMost Average: 13,742ndMost Devout: 13,832nd
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Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Subgeniustan's influence in Ebola Quarantine Zone fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : Subgeniustan's influence in Ebola Quarantine Zone rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Subgeniustan's influence in Ebola Quarantine Zone fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : Subgeniustan's influence in Ebola Quarantine Zone rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Subgeniustan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Subgeniustan, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Subgeniustan, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for J R Bob Dobbs's eyes only'.
  • : Following new legislation in Subgeniustan, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in Subgeniustan, Dobbstown has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Ebola Quarantine Zone.
  • : Following new legislation in Subgeniustan, 90% of active duty SAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.

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