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Most Primitive: 266thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 548thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,184th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Justice, Piety, Loyalty
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Subakori

Population1.026 billion

Currencyround
Animalswan

The Empire of Subakori is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.026 billion Subakorishi are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Subakorishi economy, worth 78.1 trillion rounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 76,108 rounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government covers the basic health care of its citizens, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Subakori's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Subakori is ranked 35,322nd in the world and 54th in Europeia for Largest Black Market, with 52.1 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Primitive: 266thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 548thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,184thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,489thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,206thTop
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Most Devout: 6,166thMost Authoritarian: 6,334thMost Conservative: 8,797thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,294thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,115thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,735thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,506thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 16,782ndMost Patriotic: 19,245thMost Cultured: 20,063rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,089thMost Extreme: 32,844th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 29th in the regionMost Extreme: 39th in the regionMost Patriotic: 41st in the regionMost Conservative: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 50th in the regionLargest Black Market: 54th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 71st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 93rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 123rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Subakori was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Subakori was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Subakori, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly.
  • : Following new legislation in Subakori, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Subakori, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
  • : Following new legislation in Subakori, the government covers the basic health care of its citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Subakori, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.
  • : Following new legislation in Subakori, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear".
  • : Following new legislation in Subakori, the education system is famed for its taxing exams.
  • : Following new legislation in Subakori, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions.

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