The Golden Forest Kingdom of Subadent is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Hälsa Duva with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.892 billion Subadentians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suburbadent. The average income tax rate is 84.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Subadentian economy, worth 579 trillion Silver Doves a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,489 Silver Doves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, torture is illegal, and it isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Subadent's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Starry Dove.

Subadent is ranked 236,377^th in the world and 100^th in New West Indies for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -16.73 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.