The Golden Forest Kingdom of Subadent is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Hälsa Duva with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 3.418 billion Subadentians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suburbadent. The average income tax rate is 79.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Subadentian economy, worth 417 trillion Silver Doves a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,107 Silver Doves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, torture is illegal, and it isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Subadent's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Starry Dove.

Subadent is ranked 189,311^th in the world and 110^th in New West Indies for Least Corrupt Governments, with 82.94 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.