The Republic of Stupid Dum Idiots is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The cynical population of 619 million Idiotsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government is primarily concerned with Administration, although Education, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rageing. The average income tax rate is 62.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong an idiot economy, worth 41.0 trillion Feeshes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 66,235 Feeshes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stupid Dum Idiots's national animal is the Swordfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Stupid Dum Idiots is ranked 13,290^th in the world and 535^th in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 125.04 cheeks turned per day.