Population | 10.314 billion |
Capital | Capital Heights |
Currency | betale |
Animal | deer |
The State of Stultified is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 10.314 billion Stultifiedians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 37.9%.
The Stultifiedian economy, worth 449 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 43,600 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door, and Stultified has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stultified's national animal is the deer.
Stultified is ranked 15,093rd in the world and 1st in Republic of Ukraine for Most Conservative, scoring 86.25 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Stultified was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : Stultified was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : Stultified was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : Stultified was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Stultified was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : Stultified was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : Stultified was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : Stultified was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : Stultified was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : Stultified was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.