The Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin of Stujenske is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Big Cheese Rick with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 24.977 billion Stujenskeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Environment, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 22.4%.

The very strong Stujenskean economy, worth 810 trillion Zilks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 32,461 Zilks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, and nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stujenske's national animal is the Ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Stujenske is ranked 118,841^st in the world and 5,892^nd in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.83 law-abiding acts per hour.