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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 657th Highest Disposable Incomes: 927th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,094th
The Loony Liberal Paradise of
Civil Rights Lovefest
For our King, we serve.
Influence
Unproven
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Stuclica

Population10.58 billion

CapitalStuclow
LeaderStu

CurrencyStuclo
AnimalPenguin

The Loony Liberal Paradise of Stuclica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Stu with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, prohibition of alcohol, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 10.58 billion Stuclicans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stuclow. The average income tax rate is 5.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stuclican economy, worth a remarkable 2,925 trillion Stucloes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 276,481 Stucloes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', and armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stuclica's national animal is the Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Stuclica is ranked 157,819th in the world and 845th in Europeia for Most Pacifist, with 5.57 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 657thHighest Disposable Incomes: 927thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,094thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,214thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,591stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,655thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1,764thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,864thLargest Mining Sector: 1,982ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,074thHighest Average Incomes: 2,284thRudest Citizens: 2,307thSmartest Citizens: 2,569thLowest Crime Rates: 2,694thLargest Retail Industry: 2,719thMost Efficient Economies: 2,828thMost Developed: 2,987thMost Secular: 3,289thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,447thHighest Economic Output: 3,824thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,562ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,729thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,897thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,401stLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,467thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,897thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,015thHealthiest Citizens: 7,431stLargest Governments: 8,133rdTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,699thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,483rdLargest Black Market: 12,647thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,915thSafest: 15,841st
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionMost Secular: 23rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 25th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 32nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 33rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 39th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 44th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 48th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 48th in the regionLargest Black Market: 60th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 75th in the regionLargest Populations: 81st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 89th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts.
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism.
  • : Stuclica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector, the Top 5% for Longest Average Lifespans, Largest Agricultural Sector, and Most Developed, and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market.
  • : Stuclica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, there's some really clean windows in Stuclican houses.
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, the Intelligence services are renowned for their godless ways.
  • : Following new legislation in Stuclica, the news is showing footage of Stu bullying an old man to the point of tears.

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