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Most Cheerful Citizens: 352ndMost Rebellious Youth: 613thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 787th
The International Conspiracy of
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Population19.114 billion

Capitalevery country in the world
Faithnothing sacred

AnimalMimic Octopus

The International Conspiracy of Stroznia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by interest with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.114 billion Strozniacs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of every country in the world. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Stroznian economy, worth a remarkable 3,192 trillion gifts a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 167,047 gifts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, and school lockers are filled with fancy underwear. Crime is totally unknown. Stroznia's national animal is the Mimic Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is nothing sacred.

Stroznia is ranked 213,636th in the world and 87th in Libertarian Socialist Confederation for Most Primitive, scoring -262.28 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 352ndMost Rebellious Youth: 613thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 787thMost Advanced Public Education: 876thLargest Welfare Programs: 973rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,002ndNicest Citizens: 1,220thMost Cultured: 1,382ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,392ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,752ndHighest Drug Use: 1,797thBest Weather: 1,864thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,955thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,061stMost Pacifist: 2,081stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,125thMost Developed: 2,190thHighest Food Quality: 2,205thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,480thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,749thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,925thLargest Governments: 3,142ndSmartest Citizens: 3,325thMost Inclusive: 3,649thHealthiest Citizens: 4,081stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,245thHighest Economic Output: 4,504thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,380thLargest Populations: 8,955thNudest: 9,663rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,514thHighest Average Incomes: 11,103rdTop
Safest: 11,558thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,438thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,716thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,749thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,551stMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,325thMost Devout: 21,007thLowest Crime Rates: 22,908th
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the region

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