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Who has the best wine?

We have THE BEST WINE EVAR (And you know i'm serious when i spell "Ever" like that) The rest of the world WISHED they had this kind of wine! So good, when you taste it, it KILLS you. No really Uspilian wine is basically legal poison. So poisonous in fact you are more likely to drink a gallon of snake venom and live, than drink a milliliter of day old wine. Huh no wonder why wine distilleries are shutting down and a sudden recent increase in wine related riots. No worries though. We'll just use riot fire hoses. OH and instead of using water we'll use the wine from the shut done distilleries to control them. Possibly poison the rioters but hey that's just politics.

Wait i'm getting off topic what was the question again? Oh yeah WE HAVE THE BEST (poisonous) WINE EVAR!!!

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