The Holy Socialist Republic of Striagro Uspil is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Niccolo Buccellati with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.473 billion Italiani have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Italian economy, worth 895 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 200,266 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments, and all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Striagro Uspil's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Striagro Uspil is ranked 110,892^nd in the world and 299^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,889.54 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.