The Nude Utopia of Streakers is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.662 billion Streakersians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 64.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Streakersian economy, worth 143 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 86,351 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens may not "love, honor and obey" anyone except the State, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime is totally unknown. Streakers's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Streakers is ranked 292,867^th in the world and 21^st in Lilongwe for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -11.83 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.