by Max Barry

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Most Authoritarian: 4,071stMost Income Equality: 10,511thMost Conservative: 14,825th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
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Strazhnist Tsarus

Population1 billion

AnimalTimber Wolf

The Empire of Strazhnist Tsarus is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1 billion Strazhnist Tsarusians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 57.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Strazhnist Tsarusian economy, worth 21.9 trillion Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 21,948 Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship, you gots to be part of the Party to get in to the party, the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people, and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Strazhnist Tsarus's national animal is the Timber Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Strazhnist Tsarus is ranked 50,128th in the world and 6th in Tsarus for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,068.67 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Authoritarian: 4,071stMost Income Equality: 10,511thTop
Most Conservative: 14,825thMost Extreme: 18,396thMost Ignorant Citizens: 20,803rdMost Devout: 23,403rd

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