The Democratic Republic of Stratonesia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Voomy Ngiyes Kalamaroa with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.312 billion Stratonesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gudaville. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Stratonesian economy, worth 676 trillion credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 204,339 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, the world still seems flat to some people in space, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, and Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Stratonesian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stratonesia's national animal is the python, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Deunamism.

Stratonesia is ranked 1,996^th in the world and 70^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 144.85 law-abiding acts per hour.